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Originally posted by helpmegetdown

teaboot:

teaboot:

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

ALT

ALT

Did you just know this

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podmoskiewski:

two (2) people asked how i did the matchbook thing so take this

this is just a simple idea but if you spend some more time you can get real krazy with it:

making fake prints is so fun please do it immediately free resources under cut xoxo

Keep reading

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hyacinthianoracle:

A favorite 🤭🤭

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were–ralph:

lavampira:

sniperct:

So bluesky isn’t safe for artists and writers at all

the twitter OP admitted to exaggerating/using hyperbole and deleted the thread

still important to be aware of sites’ policies and mindful of AI when joining anything to share your work tho

Whoops

guiltycrunch:

orowyrm:

orowyrm:

dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared

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jesterjamz:

see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

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without-ado:

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

depsidase:

They just PUT A STICKER ON THE CLEARLY LABELLED USB PORT I’m dying

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wrenhavenriver:

We meet again. As predicted.

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the-haiku-bot:

sirartwork:

hey-sherry:

Baldur's Gate 3 has a voice actor dedicated to making sex sounds and he has a message for players: 'you little horny perverts ... you think

Alex Jordan has a very specific role in Baldur's Gate 3.

pcgamer

“And so I went into the studio,” Jordan continued. “And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm’ and 'ahh’. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."   

But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.

"You think about that,” he said. “You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me.”

Losing my mind at the thought of that last quote with this delivery:

Losing my mind at

the thought of that last quote with

this delivery:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.